Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your wacker.
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
When in doubt, shroud your stout.
Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
You can't go wrong, if your shield your dong.
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
It'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize!
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis.
When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse.
Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker.
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
The right selection, is to protect your erection.
Wrap it in foil, before you check your oil.
A crank with armour, will never harm her.
If you really love her, wear a cover.
Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.
Sex is cleaner, with a packaged weiner.
If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
No glove, no love.
If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye.
Even if she's eager, protect her beaver.
No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax.
Shield her from the hunt, untill you shoot her in the cunt.
Avoid a frown, contain your clown.
Harness the pygmy man, before entering the bearded clam.
Constrain the little head, before you stick it in the shed.
Put a condom on your dink, before you dart it in her sink.
The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground.
Cloak the joker before you poke her.
Encase that torch before you paint her porch.
Cape your throbber before you bob her.
After detection sheath your erection.
Before you penetrate, hide your magistrate.
Don't suprise her, plug your geyser.
Cover your lumber before you pump her.
Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle.
She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle.
House your noodle then release your strudel.
Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound.
Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey.
Cage that snake, then shake and bake!
Cover your peter, it will be much neater.
Coat that Labrador, then allow him to explore.
It's always funky to cage your monkey.
It won't be funny with a coatless dummy.
It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb.
It's not much money to catch your honey.
Don't be a fool, cover your tool.
Don't excrete, wrap your meat.
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